The Late Scratch Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McCaffrey gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
84%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McCaffrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.