The Late Scratch Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- McCaffrey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McCaffrey, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.