The Stuffed Run Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- McCaffrey is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McCaffrey's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.