The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- McCaffrey gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
76%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
McCaffrey scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.