The Hamstring Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McCaffrey's stadium. Only over McCaffrey.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McCaffrey breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
72%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
McCaffrey scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.