The Hamstring Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- McCaffrey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCaffrey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.