The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCaffrey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.