The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- McCaffrey gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
McCaffrey, McCaffrey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.