The Committee Backfield Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“Ref: "Number McCaffrey, that's a flag." McCaffrey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McCaffrey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.