The Stuffed Run Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- Ref: "Number McCaffrey, that's a flag." McCaffrey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McCaffrey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
77%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCaffrey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.