The Garbage-Time Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- McCaffrey's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
74%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McCaffrey's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.