The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- McCaffrey gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
81%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCaffrey's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.