The Fumble Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McCaffrey's stadium. Only over McCaffrey.
- McCaffrey gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
73%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
McCaffrey scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.