The Committee Backfield Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCaffrey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.