The Phantom Flag Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- McCaffrey gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
87%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCaffrey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.