The Stuffed Run Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCaffrey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.