The Committee Backfield Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- McCaffrey's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
McCaffrey, McCaffrey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.