The Stuffed Run Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- McCaffrey is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
89%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
McCaffrey, McCaffrey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.