The Garbage-Time Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- A mysterious flag erases McCaffrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- McCaffrey gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
86%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCaffrey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.