The Late Scratch Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“The broadcast shows McCaffrey on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- McCaffrey gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
79%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCaffrey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.