The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The broadcast shows McCaffrey on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCaffrey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.