The Mystery Tweak Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- McCaffrey will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
83%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McCaffrey's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.