The Stuffed Run Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- McCaffrey is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
79%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
McCaffrey, McCaffrey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.