The Late Scratch Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- McCaffrey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
McCaffrey scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.