The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- The team goes up 21 early and McCaffrey gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
91%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCaffrey's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.