The Committee Backfield Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“A mysterious flag erases McCaffrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- McCaffrey scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McCaffrey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.