The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- McCaffrey gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
McCaffrey scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.