The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- McCaffrey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCaffrey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.