The Stuffed Run Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- McCaffrey will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McCaffrey, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.