The Committee Backfield Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- McCaffrey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCaffrey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.