The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McCaffrey's stadium. Only over McCaffrey.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- McCaffrey tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCaffrey's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.