The Garbage-Time Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“Coach says McCaffrey is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McCaffrey's stadium. Only over McCaffrey.
- McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McCaffrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.