The Stuffed Run Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- McCaffrey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McCaffrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.