The Committee Backfield Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“Ref: "Number McCaffrey, that's a flag." McCaffrey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCaffrey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.