The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A mysterious flag erases McCaffrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
McCaffrey scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.