The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- McCaffrey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
McCaffrey scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.