The Butter-Finger Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- The QB looks at Watson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Watson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.