The Hamstring Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“The QB looks at Watson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The broadcast shows Watson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Watson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.