The Hamstring Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Watson was due a breakout.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Watson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.