The Inch-Short Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Watson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Watson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.