The Shadow Coverage Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Watson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
82%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Watson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.