The Phantom Flag Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Watson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Watson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.