The Shadow Coverage Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Ref: "Number Watson, that's a flag." Watson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Watson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.