The Late Scratch Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Watson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Watson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.