The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Ref: "Number Watson, that's a flag." Watson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Watson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.