The Phantom Holding Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Watson gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
84%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Watson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.