The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Watson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.