The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Watson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Watson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.