The Late Scratch Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Watson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
78%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Watson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.