The Butter-Finger Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Watson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.